how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
pray to the hookup gods
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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