Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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