I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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