I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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