So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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