so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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