We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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