dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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