i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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