she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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