What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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