It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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