so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
tell me about the eggs
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
