So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
