I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
