You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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