Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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