No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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