In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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