The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
