i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
there is puke in my bra ... again
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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