the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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