it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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