do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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