I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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