She's JV to your varsity
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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