My room smells like vodka and shame
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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