somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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