so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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