i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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