Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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