Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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