is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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