he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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