I want to have your abortion
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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