The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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