Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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