Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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