it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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