I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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