just tell him i said nine months
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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