I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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