"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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