you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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