We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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