Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
