tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
