do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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