I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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