Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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