is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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