Fuck appropriateness.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
