Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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