You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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