I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
