if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is Oprah even human
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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