My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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